A thank you to the readers
Author: (snickers at her computer screen)
Serial Killer Man: What’s so funny?
Author: Just reading the comments about Chapter Two.
SKM: (rolls his eyes) Do I even want to know?
Author: People are talking about you, buddy.
SKM: (sighs) Yeah. Seeing as how you cast me in the role of a serial killer, it’s not exactly a surprise that all the readers hate me.
Author: Nobody hates you.
SKM: (looks shocked) Really?
Author: Yes, really. They’re all rooting for you. In fact, a few of the readers even feel…
SKM: (raises a curious brow)
Author: …sorry for you.
SKM: So in other words, I’m a damn serial killer and they’re throwing me a pity party…
Author: (falls off her chair, laughing hysterically)
SKM: (groans and wheels away) FML.