If you want to just dive in, go ahead and read! Or if you want a overly-rambling and lengthy explanation/background...keep reading below:
Monday, November 2, 2026
New Story: Ash and Amber
If you want to just dive in, go ahead and read! Or if you want a overly-rambling and lengthy explanation/background...keep reading below:
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
Terms & Specific Conditions Update
There are things that sound absolutely terrible when you say them out loud. And then someone asks you to say them again, which really doesn't help.
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Terms & Specific Conditions Update
The worst thing about being with someone who knows you very well is that occasionally they acquire new information.
And then you have to keep living with them.
In the same house.
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Terms & Specific Conditions Update
Thirty. Nine.
That is a bus route. That is a shoe size in Europe. That is too many little chapters about two adults with jobs behaving like this.
Thank you for reading, and also: what are we doing? But, genuinely. Thank you.
Nothing dramatic happens
Jack gives a reasonable answer about stairs.
Penelope discovers that reasonableness can be obscene.
Tuesday, September 8, 2026
Terms & Specific Conditions - Update
This one felt a little more private than usual to post, which is obviously an excellent reason to put it on the internet.
A viewing is requested.
Expectations are lowered preemptively.
Penelope discovers several new things about herself in real time.
Jack is, unfortunately, paying attention.
Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Terms & Specific Conditions - Update
A future hypothetical becomes unnecessarily detailed.
Terms are established.
Dinner becomes briefly procedural.
Supporting evidence is introduced.
Penelope stages a tribunal.
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
Terms & Specific Conditions - Update
A vegetable-related incident occurs.
Jack becomes extremely employable.
Administrative paperwork exceeds scope.
The zucchini survives.
Dinner does not recover.